Possible Autobiography Titles

When I become famous and write my autobiography,  will choose from from one of these fabulous titles:

Total Eclipse of The Fart

A Child at Mark

From The Ladle to Gravy

It's Dangerous to Go Alone, Take Candy

The Power of Pessimism

Downtown Crabby

Stand by Your Ham

Fatteries Not Included

Computer, End Program

Mark Through The Heart

Mission Markomplished
Elaborate Lies About Inconsequential Things